The Football All-Name Team

"911e46z06" (911e46z06) 12/30/2013 at 03:26 • Filed to: Off Topic

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Well, a wonderful weekend of football has some to an end. In celebration, I'm sharing with you the all-name team my football watchin' friends and I compiled over the course of the weekend. Inspired by a brief piece on Bearcats QB Munchie Legaux during the Belk Bowl, this list represents the best football names 6 slightly-more-than-casual football fans could remember over the course of a pretty epic, pretty boozy 2-day football binge. They're all real names (or nicknames) from throughout history, and all played either college or pro ball.

Sorry for the off-topic, but it's slow, so what the hell. If you have a problem with it, here's a 3.0 CSL you can look at instead.

Coach: Bear Bryant

Offense: QB1 Munchie Legaux, QB2 Jared 'The Hefty Lefty' Lorenzen, QB3 Juice Williams, RB1 'The Law Firm' BenJarvus Green-Ellis, RB2 Fozzy Whitaker, RB3 Mercury Morris, WR1 Plaxico Burress, WR2 Spiffy Evans, WR3 Buster Davis, TE Chris Cooley, OL D'Brickashaw Ferguson, OL Jerrod Gooch, OL Blaze Ryder, OL Richie Incognito, OL King Dunlap

Defense: LB Barkevious Mingo, LB Dick Butkus, LB Boss Bailey, LB Manti 'Hawaii 5-0' Teo, CB Ha Ha Clinton Dix, CB Captain Munnerlyn, CB Dick 'Night Train' Lane, S Wave Ryder, S Tyrann 'The Honey Badger' Mathieu, S Bacarri Rambo, DE Deacon Jones, DE Ziggy Hood, DL Bronco Nagursky, DL Dexter Manley, DL Bucko Kilroy

Special Teams: KR 'Neon' Deion Sanders, K Chris Blewitt, P Zoltan Mesko

So who did we miss?

911e46z06 > 911e46z06 12/30/2013 at 03:35

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Tried to include these. Did not work. Insert boilerplate Kinja bitching here.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > 911e46z06 12/30/2013 at 07:15

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Kraken- Hogwarts.

911e46z06 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/30/2013 at 14:54

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I saw this live. Shit cracked me up.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > 911e46z06 12/30/2013 at 14:56

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Same